thank you for loaning jermaine the turtle to me!



after seeing him, all i could think of was THIS:

i think you should also have THIS:





welcome to the "i like tuh-tles" page. i've included some special extras for jermaine to enjoy as well.

i worried monday night that the stress of being away from jermaine would make you SNAP.



just know that he slept like a baby in the laundry basket.


(locked in my parent's master bathroom away from our cats!)

i wanted you to know that, while at my house, jermaine enjoyed the benefits of rich, cultural education.



we taught him spanish, as well as hip-hop dancing:

then we instructed him in how to surf. as well as how to speak "surfer-dude":









he's a NATURAL!

so.......while jermaine hung with us, he got a little wild. AND crazy--

check out what went down when he was forced to hang out with 4 females for 24 hours:




he went to the beauty parlor and got the deluxe- turtle- treatment:





as well as the "turtle-diva make-over":






he went shopping. (for just the essentials.):








he rented a scooter so he could feel the wind through his hairs:







and then upgraded to the convertible:







he got a henna-turtle-tattoo (it WASHED OFF. good turtle):






& hit the drive-thru at wendy's for a little light refreshment:







he finally shut things down with a totally radical turtle dance party:





who would have thought that he had it in him? :)

we've enjoyed our time with jermaine.


but we think he's ready to come home!!!

DISCLAIMER: MY MOM MADE ME PUT THESE ON.